man is driving down the road when suddenly something darts in front of his car. He slams on the
brakes, but he's unable to stop in time and hits it head on. He jumps out of the car to see
what he hit. There, lifeless in the middle of the road, lies the Easter Bunny. Mortified, the man just stands there, sobbing.
Finally, a woman drives up and asks, "What's the problem?" "I ran over
the Easter Bunny!" cries the man. "Now there will be no one to deliver
eggs on Easter morning, and it's all my fault." "Don't worry," says the woman. She roots around
in her bag, pulls out a spray bottle, goes to the dead bunny, and sprays it. Immediately, the bunny
springs up, hops for 10 feet, then stops and waves. Then it hops another 10 feet and
stops and waves. It does this over and over again until it's out of sight. Dumbfounded,
the man turns to the woman. "What the heck is in that bottle?" he asks. "Hare spray,"
answers the woman. "It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave!"