FUNNY BUNNY Q. &
A. JOKES
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Q. Why did the bunny bang
his head on the piano?
A. He was playing by ear!
Q. Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
A. He didn't want to harm a hare on his head!
Q. Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?
A. He got arrested for Battery.
Q. Where do bunnies go after they get married?
A. On their bunnymoon!
Q. What do you call a bunch of bunnies running backwards?
A. A receding Hare line!
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?
A. A hare net!
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A. With a harebrush!
Q. What kind of books do rabbits like?
A. Ones with hoppy endings!
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain!
Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A. Because the powder puff is on the other end!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A. With hare spray!
Q. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A. The Easter Bunana!
Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. What's a rabbit's favourite dance?
A. The bunny hop!
Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A. A funny bunny!
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
A. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Q. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A. Cheer up!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbit feet.
Q. How do you post a bunny?
A. By hare mail.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A. A bunion.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A hare net.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A. Tired.
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q. How do bunnies stay in shape?
A. Hareobics.
Q. What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
A. One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A. Hot cross bunnies.
Q. Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A. He didn't have the hare fare.
Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A. A hare brain.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the grey hares.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the re-tail store.
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A. A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold little bunnies.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favourite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots.
A. He was playing by ear!
Q. Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat?
A. He didn't want to harm a hare on his head!
Q. Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?
A. He got arrested for Battery.
Q. Where do bunnies go after they get married?
A. On their bunnymoon!
Q. What do you call a bunch of bunnies running backwards?
A. A receding Hare line!
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider?
A. A hare net!
Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A. With a harebrush!
Q. What kind of books do rabbits like?
A. Ones with hoppy endings!
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain!
Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A. Because the powder puff is on the other end!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A. With a hare dryer!
Q. How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A. With hare spray!
Q. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A. The Easter Bunana!
Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. What's a rabbit's favourite dance?
A. The bunny hop!
Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A. A funny bunny!
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny.
Q. What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
A. Thistle have to do!
Q. Is it true that bunnies have good eye sight?
A. Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
Q. What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A. Cheer up!
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbit feet.
Q. How do you post a bunny?
A. By hare mail.
Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
A. A bunion.
Q. What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A. A hare net.
Q. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A. Join the Hare Force.
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A. Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q. What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A. Tired.
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q. How do bunnies stay in shape?
A. Hareobics.
Q. What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a lumberjack?
A. One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q. What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A. Hot cross bunnies.
Q. Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
A. He didn't have the hare fare.
Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A. One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?:
A. A hare brain.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the grey hares.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
A. To the re-tail store.
Q. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A. Eggs (x) marks the spot.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout?
A. A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole?
A. Cold little bunnies.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favourite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop.
Q. What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A. They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A: He begins with 24 carrots.
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